The young lady checkout clerk tonight at Walmart was wearing her ID on a Michigan Wolverines Lanyard. I couldn't resist.

"Did you know the last Wolverine in the state of Michigan died on Saturday?" I asked.

"'No," she answered. "Really?'

"Yes. Honest to gosh. It was in the Michigan Free Press Newspaper."

"That's sad," she said. "Do they know how it happened?"

"They think it had a heart attack Friday afternoon when Evan turner nailed that 3-pointer to beat Michigan," I answered. "It just couldn't take another loss to the Buckeyes.

You should have seen the look on her face.

Gotcha!